Get Off your ASS!MPEG3 audio

Get off your Ass!
C 1999 GARY GALIMIDI

So tired So cold Can't seem to find the beat Can't seem to get a hold
Need to get ready Come up with a plan Got to get a haircut Got to get a tan
Sign up at the health club Got to Lose a few pounds First I need those new Reeboks The ones that don't touch the ground
Got to find a new stylist Do that thing with my hair Hear the dead man yelling I can still hear him yelling

Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Another dose of Starbucks For my migraining head Down to Damiani's For some drop-dead threads
Ini meni mini mo, can you catch the tiger by the toe, if he hollers would you let him go, screemin' Ini meeni miini moe

Can't seem to study Hangin' out by the pool Get a job with a beeper A nine to four sounds real cool
Wonder what'll happen When the bread's all gone Hear the dead man yelling I can still hear him yelling

Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Get of your ass

       
       
Black sheep have you any wool? Why Yes sir I have three bags full, I have One for Master one for son , that little lazy Bastard rotting in the sun

Cock crows twice it's time to rise,

he who

lies in wait is never wise,

for an

early bed and early rise,

makes for

Healthy wealthy strong and wise
Alarm clock is blasting holes in my head Gotta call my daddy Ask him for some more bread
You know I'm gona get it all anyway As soon as he is dead Hear the dead man yelling I can hear him yellin

Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Jack be nimble jack be quick
Humpty Dumpty sat too long    
 Now I lay me down to sleep,      
and I
pray the Lord my soul to keep,  

I could do it tommorrow

I could do it next week

Plenty of time on my hands

With none to spare

Well this bottle almost empty

but you know.....

I'll just hang around for a while

and a..... something will come up

some one will call you know.....

Get off your ass Boy!